Sales of Fake Mustaches Rise in Anticipation of Free Slurpee Day

With 7-Eleven's Free Slurpee Day occurring on Tuesday, July 11, sales of fake mustaches have shown a...

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Five Halloween Costumes to Hate: 2016

Around this time every year, there is always arguments about whether or not Halloween costumes that are designed...

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Aquaman Revels in Temporary Usefulness

Written by: Fiore Sarrocco South Carolina has experienced record shattering rainfall from Hurricane Joaquin. At least ten...

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"Nice Guy" Bewildered by Lack of Sexual Rewards

Written By: Fiore Sarrocco Connor Stevens, age 19, of Akron, Ohio reports, "I just don't get it."...

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Facebook Went Down!

Nations worldwide are beginning to recover after Facebook went down for a few minutes on Thursday, September...

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Several Left Traumatized After "Classless" Men's Bathroom Incident

When passersby saw Jonathan Rudolph enter the men's bathroom at Madison Square Garden on Monday, they barely paid him...

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Messin' With Sasquatch

Written by: Matthew Carpentieri Photo by: Matthew Carpentieri The three knuckleheads who have been bullying Sasquatch since...

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Atheist "Bummed" By Lack Of Admiration

After several weeks as an atheist, local man, Jack Harris, says he has received almost no admiration...

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Polar Bear Impersonator Not Impressed By Winter Weather

As massive amounts of snow continue to fall across large portions of the United States, one overly...

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Five Reasons Not To Vaccinate Your Child

What good is living in America if you don't have the freedom to ruin the lives of...

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